When the last time you fell? I mean, like
really bit it and wiped out?
For me, it was about 2 hours ago and my inlaws "cabin". The boys were playing outside while us 'grown ups' were inside visiting. All we heard was a ear-piercing scream that we quickly discerned to be Zachary. Dustin rushed out the front door to check what was wrong and a few seconds later, when the screaming hadn't stopped, I ran through the patio door thinking maybe Zach was closer to the back yard.
I
completely wiped out running down the deck steps, (and I don't mean stumbled, or tripped, I mean I was eating crushed rock from the walkway below.) BUT, my baby was still screaming around the house, so I scrambled to my feet and kept going. I brushed a little of the dirt off myself before getting to Dustin and the boys, but not enough. Dustin instantly asked "What happened to you?!"
Forget about me! I'm thinking,
What's wrong with Zachary??!I was quickly shown the reason for the horrific screeching just a minute ago - a scraped shin. No joke, the kid was screaming as though he was dying over a
small break in the skin. No blood, no broken bones, a
scrape. Now I'm not saying it didn't deserve a tear or two, or a 'boo-boo-all-better kiss' from Mom,
maybe even a Transformer's bandaid - but it did
not deserve the ridiculous cries he let out; most kids couldn't scream like that with a megaphone!
On the drive home, we had a good talk about what is an acceptable decibel level in reaction to a scrape or skinned knee, so as not to strike immeasurable fear into the heart of his mother. I showed off my 'gravel burn' on my hands and the big (which will be massive by tomorrow) bruise on my knee and pointed out that neither of them would have even known I had wiped out if Dad hadn't noticed first.
My hip, knee, and shoulder will surely be in need of some TLC tomorrow, hopefully nothing more than a few Advil will take care of though. And Zach has promised to try and keep his volume of screaming relative to the size of "owie" he has.
We'll see if that actually happens, Zach is not known for his subtlety.
On a positive note, besides the fact that Dustin is completely babying me now and this made for a good blog post, Brad seemed pretty impressed with his dear ol' Mom... he asked what I did after I kissed the pavement, and when I told him I got up, brushed myself off and rushed to see if Zach was ok - he seemed a little awed.
I may not be as wimpy as he thought I was.... what a strange thought that must be for him.